2) U shall not do drugs...
(alcohol last longer)
3) U shall not steel from k-mart...
(Wal*Mart ha a bigger selection)
4) U shall not get arrested for
vandalism...
(destruction
has a bigger effect)
5) U shall not steel from ur parents...
(every1 knows grandma has more money)
6) U shall not get in fights...
(just start them)
7) U shall not skip class...
(just take the whole day off)
8) U shall not strip in class...
(hooters payz more)
9) U shall not think about having sex...
(as nike says just do it)
10) U
shall not help old ladies cross the street...
(just leave 'em in da middle)
