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ThErE
ArE 3 tYpIcAl StYlEs iN AzN GuYz.!
ThE AzN GanGsTa GuY.!
tHe PiMpStA!!
1.) Usually seen at the local billiards hall, at the local video arcade, at the bowling
alley, at the college recreation room (ditching class), and the at Karaoke bar.
2.) Usually wears ultimately insanely huge
baggy pants, Nike visor (upside down), Nike warm-up jacket. Pager/beeper/cellular phone (it has to be exposed so everyone
can see it!). Also, he wears too many designer clothes just for their labels (Nautica, Ralph Lauren, and Armani Exchange).
Wears accessories: earrings, a gun, and a ho.
3.) A great Time Crisis and Tekken player.
4.) No matter who's around
(parents, aunts, uncles, cousins, teachers) he always has to act hard and tough. Gives that bad impression to everyone!
5.)
Very good at the art of the home-invasion robbery.
6.) Has extremely extra long dyed bangs covering his eyes or spikes
hair dyed a different color every week.
7.) Always tries to look hard, but in actually he looks asleep.
8.) An avid
smoker always holds his cigarette between his index and middle finger.
9.) Doesn't know how to smoke only does for the
tough image.
10.) Only fights if he has ten guys backing him up.
11.) Usually drives a tricked out Honda Civic, Acura
Integra, or Honda Accord which he tries to squeeze 10 people inside.
12.) Has racing stickers on every inch of their car.
13.)
Drives fast to impress his friends or his chick. Of course, he is a racer ... fixing up his car for "racing."
14.) Calls
other asians "nigga" and is dying of the ebonic plague.
15.) Too much talk and not enough action!
16.) Girls hang with
him because of his "big" reputation plus he's got other guys hanging around him. Guys hang with him because they think that
he can protect him by bringing backup whenever anything happens and they want him to hook them up with pagers, phones, and
girls.
The TyPiCaL Azn ShoWoFF.!
1.) Usually seen at the local billiards hall,
at the bowling alley, at the church youth groups, at the college recreation room (trying to pick up on girls!)
2.) Usually
wears tucked-in dress shirt with loose-fit khakis. Holster for his cell phone.
3.) Always showing off his cell phone, constantly
talks into it...sometimes fakes that he talking into it so he can impress the girls.
4.) Every one of these guys has circular
glasses!
5.) Another avid smoker, like a chimney!
6.) Usually drives a Mazda RX-7 or a Toyota Supra.
7.) Thinks he
can drive fast, but actually drives like an old Chinese woman, on a cellular phone.
8.) Always says that he's peaceful
and he claims Asian pride, but he has gangster tendencies when there is a threat to his popularity or when a guy moves in
on his girl.
9.) Tries to be a high roller ... thinks he's an awesome gambler.
10). Always wears designer clothes, never
wears shorts ... even if it's 100 degrees outside.
11). Has too much Dragon Ball shit in his website.
12.) Girls hang
with him so he can spend money on them or they just want to be seen in his car. Guys hang with him because they also want
him to spend money on them and they want to steal valuables in his house!
ThE TyPiCaL AzN CLuBBeR.!
1.) Usually seen at the local billiards hall,
bars, and dance clubs.
2.) Usually wears tight hard-body shirts made of shiny polyester which can be seen at night from
a hundred miles away. Won't wear anything bigger than a medium. Pants are a bit baggy.
3.) Spends all his money at shops
like Gadzooks or Merry Go Round, or any place that sells "club wear."
4.) Spend all his time working out at the gym.
5.)
Goes to clubs Thursday night through Saturday.
6.) Has no girlfriend per se, but has many female friends.
7.) Not a
troublemaker, but always looks for action at the clubs.
8.) Drives a tricked-out car.
9.) Five minutes after entering
the club, mysteriously always end up in the middle of a circle and all other dancing around comes to a screeching halt.
10.)
Gets along with everyone, has no attributes for others to dislike him, this way no one will kick his ass and mess up his pretty
boy face.
11.) Girls hang out with him because he can bench at least 225 and has 16-inch arms. Guys hang out with him hoping
that they can get hooked up with the girls that follow him around.
Guys are hard to plz!!!!
If
u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u don't, he says u are PROUD.
If
u DRESS nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u don't, he says u are a TRAMP.
If
u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If
u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's SMARTER than u, he is GREAT.
If
u don't love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u love him, he will try to LEAVE u.
If
u don't make love with him, he says u don't Love him;
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
If
u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If
u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If
u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If
u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is a GENTLEMAN.
If
u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT
him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE & sooo hard to please!!!
tUrN dOwNs
Boi: Since we met, I can't eat or drink...
Gurl : Why not??
Boi : I'm broke.
Boi: May I hold your hand??
Gurl
: No thanks, it isn't heavy.
Gurl: Did you miss me while
I was away??
Boi : Were you away??
Gurl: Who was that girl I saw
you kissing last night??
Boi : What time was it??
Gurl: Say you love me! Say you
love me!
Boi : You love me...
Gurl: If we become engaged will
you give me a ring??
Boi : Sure, what's your phone number??
Gurl: I think the poorest people are the happiest..
Boi
: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple..
Gurl: Darling, I want to dance like this forever..
Boi
: Don't you ever want to improve??
Boi: I love you and I could
die for you!
Gurl : How soon??
Boi: I would go to the end of
the world for you!
Gurl : Yes, but would you stay there??
Mary: John says I'm pretty.
Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter?
Peter : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
Boi: I hate to see a girl standing
in a bus when I'm seated.
Gurl: So what do you do?
Boi: I close my eyes
Wife: Do you remember when you
proposed to me? I was so overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour....
Husband: Yes Darling, that was the happiest hour
of my life.
Man: "Want to Dance?"
Woman: "No, thank you."
Man:
"Don't thank me, thank God because somebody asked you."
Men
Men are like ........ Bananas
...... The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like ........ Vacations
..... They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like ........ Weather
...... Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like ........ Blenders
...... You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like ........ Chocolate
Bars ..... Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like ........ Commercials
..... You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like ........ Department
Stores ...... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
Men are l! ike ........ Mascara
...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like ........ Popcorn
...... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like ........ Lava
Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like ........ Parking Spots
..... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped
Things That A (Perfect) Guy Would Do!!!
1. Know how to make you smile when you are down.
2. Try to secretly
smell your hair, but you always notice.
3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence.
4. Give you the
remote control during the game.
5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you.
6. Play with your hair.
7.
His hands always find yours.
8. Be cute when he really wants something.
9. Offer you plenty of massages.
10. Dance
with you, even if he feels like a dork.
11. Never run out of love.
12. Be funny, but know how to be serious.
13.
Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious.
14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.
15. React
so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts.
16. Smile a lot.
17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things
he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you.
18. Appreciate you.
19. Help others
out.
20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1.
21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each others
company, even when his friends are watching.
22. Sing, even if he can't.
23. Have a creative sense of humor.
24.
Stare at you.
25. Call for no reason.
26. Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs - just because he loves u that
much to quit it.
27: NEVER curse in front of YOU!
Good
Gurlz Vs. Bad Gurlz
Which one do u prefer?
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot.
Bad
girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.
Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use
it.
Bad girls only own one bra and rarely use it.
Good girls wax their floors.
Bad girls wax their
bikini lines.
Good girls blush during love scenes in a movie.
Bad girls know they could do it better.
Good girls think they're not fully dressed without
a strand of pearls.
Bad girls think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls.
Good girls wear high heels to work.
Bad girls
wear high heels to bed.
Good girls say, "Don't... Stop..."
Bad girls
say, "Don't Stop..."
*~*Things Girls Think Guys Should Know*~* 1. Don't ever lie to us, we always find out. 2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much
as you enjoy listening.3. Don't say you understand when you don't. 4. Girls are petty, get over it. 5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know
what it's like.6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get
you off the hook.7. If you talk about having a big dick, we know you don't. 8. Size does matter. 9. We don't like it when you act like
Mr. Big; we like it when you are Mr. Big.10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys. 11. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend
is a hoe.12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes. 13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize. 14. Be spontaneous. Dinner and a movie won't always cut it. 15. We are self-conscious by nature, we can't help it. 16. We are drama queens. 17. Fashion police do exist. 18. Don't ask us to give head; if you are nice
you just might get it.19. We absolutely do not care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball or anything else you
and your friends talk about.20. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times. 21. We don't shave our legs every day, get over
it.22.
Don't make bets about us, we always find out.23. Shave - no matter how cool you think it looks, we hate it. 24. Even is you think it is cool to burp, fart,
or emitt other strange gases from your body, it is not. 25. Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's,
hers are fake.26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets. 27. We are beautiful, but make-up helps. 28. We will always think we are fat so humor
us and tell us we aren't.29. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick so why the hell can't you piss in the toilet and not on it. 30.Most
importantly:We are always right - so don't forget it.
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